He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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