Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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