And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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