I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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