dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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