So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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