Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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