Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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