What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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