In the future we'll all be gay
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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