bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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