My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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