Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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