your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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