We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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