we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.