I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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