her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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