Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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