I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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