haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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