You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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