My friends, they love my intelligence
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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