I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?