You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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