That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Your penis caused this!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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