got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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