You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.