is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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