It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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