I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize