she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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