Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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