yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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