I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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