WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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