When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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