Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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