JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.