I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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