quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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