i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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