it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You took a bar mat shot.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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