Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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