Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.