i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.