THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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