I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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