Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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