I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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