I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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