from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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